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Joke of the Day
"The Dali Lama walks into a Pizza store He says, ""make me one with everything"""
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"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops."
"What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common? You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually."
"what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."
"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
"When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?"
"Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events."
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