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Joke of the Day

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."

"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"

"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."

"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."

"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."

"What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? A urination."

"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""five beers, please."""

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"