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Joke of the Day

"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"

"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"

"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""

"You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs."

"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"

"I just invented a new word Plagiarism."

"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."