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Joke of the Day

"How can you spot a racist in a crowd? They're the ones shouting ""Black Lives Matter!"""

"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."

"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."

"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"

"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."

"What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor."

"I think you scientists did a great job of making old people's d-i-c-k-s hard. How 'bout you guys take a look at cancer and stuff now."

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"