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Joke of the Day

"What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""

"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."

"Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now"

"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."

"A black guy, Chinese guy, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get the fuck out."""

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"