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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."

"How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it"

"An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration."

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."

"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."

"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"