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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."

"What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee? Grounds for termination."

"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception."

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."

"Whats Putins favourite food? Ukrainian take away."

"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"

"PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks."