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Joke of the Day
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ...without a penis"
"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."
"So Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics?"
"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"
"ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7"
"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."
"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."