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Joke of the Day
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
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"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""
"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"
"I'm not going to intervene next time my kids start fighting, I'm just going to close the door and whoever comes out alive will be my kid"
"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"
"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"
"My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger."
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"
"[wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work] So the actors really don't die? ""No"" So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead? *she sighs*"