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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, this is awkward. Those weather maps are interesting but I'm actually looking for a ""meaty urologist."""

"Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged."

"What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."

"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"

"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"

"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"

"Murphy said to his daughter ""I want you home by eleven o'clock."" She said ""But Father I'm no longer a child!"" He said ""I know that's why I want you home by eleven."""

"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"

"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"