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Joke of the Day

"So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit."

"instead of taking anti-depressants I just think about how many different kinds of sandwiches there are"

"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"

"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"

"Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is."

"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"

"""1st day at school"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" . Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

"That scene which she dies is full of suspense... What a breathtaking moment."