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Joke of the Day

"""Eat my pussy, you salty whore!"" Said the chef working at a Chinese food restaurant to the prostitute who just spilled her salt on herself and was reluctant to eat the meal before her."

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"

"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."

"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"

"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."

"Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis? Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady."

"Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it."

"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."

"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."