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Joke of the Day
"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"
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"*Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* Fly Breathe fire Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business"
"You tell me to ""walk a mile in your shoes"" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind."
"What do you call a reptile that works as a detective? An investigator."
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"Rene Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: ""What are you thinking of?"" He says: ""Nothing."" and disappears."
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."
"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."
"Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition. It ain't nothing to fuck with."
"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."