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Joke of the Day

"You tell me to ""walk a mile in your shoes"" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind."

"Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!"

"Amazing scenes in rural US as Trump supporters are seen high-sixing each other."

"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."

"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"

"What is every Redditor's blood type? Edit: TypO"

"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."

"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."

"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""