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Joke of the Day
"What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs"
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"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."
"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"
"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."
"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume."
"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."