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Joke of the Day
"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the library sent me a past-due notice"
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"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"
"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."
"What came first the ch- Neutrino."
"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."