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Joke of the Day

"I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now."

"Pro Tip: you can't just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail"

"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"

"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"

"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"How do you get a faggot to fuck a bitch? You shit in her cunt."

"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."