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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"

"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."

"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."

"Why did the plant say after being watered? ""I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack""."

"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."

"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."

"Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots."

"My friend David lost his ID recently. Now we just call him Dav."

"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"