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Joke of the Day
"Who called it ""the equals sign"" and not ""the aftermath""?"
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"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."
"The iPhone 8 probably won't even have a phone in it."
"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"
"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."
"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."
"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."
"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"
"You can't change the past. But you can sit around in your underwear, dwelling on it and crying over what could have been."