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Joke of the Day

"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."

"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""

"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."

"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"

"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."