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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians always win against journalists? Scissors beats paper."
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"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."
"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."
"I would like to meet the man who invited beer. And buy that guy a beer. Edit: invented."
"Hadron collider? I hardly know her!"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."
"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."