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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :)"

"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."

"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."

"A Zach Galifinakis-style ""impression"" joke. The character I'm working on is: MOMENTARILY CONFUSED BATMAN <husky voice>: Alfred... <regular voice>: Ahem... I mean hey Alfred"

"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"

"TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher Oops wrong sub."

"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."

"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"

"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."