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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say to the Frenchman? You don't speak English fourchette!"

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"

"What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital? It was an oakward experience."

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."

"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."