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Joke of the Day

"If Han Solo were Mexican... We'd have Juan Solo"

"What's A Jew's Favorite Kind of Drink? Concentrated."

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""

"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."

"Me: You'll always be my girl. Daughter: Even if I break stuff? Me: Depends on which stuff."

"Getting ready to ask my black friends what finna ax means."

"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"COP: Can you describe your attacker? ME: No COP: Didn't you see him? ME: Yes, but I have a poor grasp of adjectives"

"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."