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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank!"

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"The most Canadian thing I ever heard was a secondhand story about a guy getting his toe bit off by a beaver but not telling his date."

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."

"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"

"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."

"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"

"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."

"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"

"A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite."