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Joke of the Day

"Duck Sausage Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated young ducks Huey Louie Andouille?"

"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"

"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."

"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come onto a boy's face until he's 13."

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards"

"What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? Fur Traders"