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Joke of the Day

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"

"I wish I was invisible & could fly... I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets."

"Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store"

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"I start every argument off with ""first of all..."" like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling."

"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"

"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."