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Joke of the Day

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."

"Can a match box? No but a tin can. (sorry)"

"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."

"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"

"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubic area? Cuntstubble!"

"How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground? ""DUCK!"" How do you get a kid up and running? ""GOOSE!"""