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Joke of the Day
"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"
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"Knock Knock - Who's there? Joana. Joana who? I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep 'cause i miss you babe and i don't wanna miss a thing."
"Why should you never run in front of a bus? You will get tired."
"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"
"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"I'm not saying I'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?"
"My girlfriend, concerned, asked me if I'm an alcoholic. I said ""Of course not sweetie."" ""Alcoholics go to meetings."""
"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."