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Joke of the Day

"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""

"Went to glasses shop to check my eyes,the worker told me I had estigmatism,I googled it.... Because I was blind on the subject."

"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"

"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."

"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children."

"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."