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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""

"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."

"I know that I have an attitude problem But I just don't care"

"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"

"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."

"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"

"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"

"""look, if it's no fancy dress then the funeral invite should have specified no fancy dress. And besides, your aunt loved minions"""

"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""