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Joke of the Day
"It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly."
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"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish"
"I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors"
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
"What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier."
"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"
"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"
"You win some, you booze some!"
"The ""Slow Children Playing"" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?"