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Joke of the Day

"It's important to know your neighbors by name. For instance, ""Mr. Mean Old Man"" and his wife, ""Screamy""."

"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."

"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."

"What's an example of Jewish foreplay? When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris."

"On the toilet for 20 minutes. Wish you were here."

"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"

"Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder"

"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"