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Joke of the Day

"A philosopher asked, ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" The pupil replied, "" I don't know, and I don't care!"""

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""

"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"

"What does a news anchor say during sex? this just in"

"Um, doctor? This degree on your wall is from Whatsamatta U. I don't think that's a... Doctor: *looking at x-rays* MY GOD! YOU HAVE NO SKIN!"

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."

"What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp"

"My girlfriend says her doctor said no sex for 2 weeks ..ahh oh k but what your dentist say..!"

"People often accuse me of ""stealing other's jokes"" and being ""a plagiarist."" (Their words, not mine)"