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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator who's wearing a vest? An investigator."
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"Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law. -Chris Rock"
"I like to make up little activities to keep the kids busy, such as ""Go out and find $1000 by midnight or we're gonna lose the house!"""
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"
"Doctor, doctor I broke my arm in two places. Doctor: Stop going to those places."
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"