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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."

"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"

"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""

"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"

"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""

"I need Bill Belicheck jokes pledge task please help"

"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"I bought a book on eBay called ""How to Scam on eBay"". It still hasn't arrived."

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."

"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"