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Joke of the Day

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"

"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."

"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."

"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."

"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"

"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."

"Just saw a 13 year old kid reading an actual newspaper. I stopped and asked of he was okay, and if he'd lost his phone."