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Joke of the Day

"DID YOU KNOW? I am superior to all human beings -- except people."

"I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal."

"How to know she's the one? Jerk off twice and if you still wanna jerk off, then She is."

"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."

"How does a frog fasten two objects together? Rivets."

"Went to my friend's house for a night of drinking... ...crashed on the couch. I was awoken in the middle of the night by my friend blowing chunks. Chunks is the family dog"

"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"

"What's red and silver and bumps in to walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes."

"Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others WiFi"

"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."