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Joke of the Day
"DID YOU KNOW? I am superior to all human beings -- except people."
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"What did the brick say to the rock? Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you."
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"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."
"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""
"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."
"So I was talking to this dolphin the other day. It was so gnar"
"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."