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Joke of the Day

"I called a suicide prevention line. It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."

"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."

"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."

"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"