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Joke of the Day

"I called a suicide prevention line. It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck."

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"

"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."