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Joke of the Day

"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."

"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any"

"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"

"How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant"

"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."

"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."