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Joke of the Day
"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
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"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"
"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"
"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"
"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying."
"I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's.. :looks directly at the camera: ""About thyme"""
"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"