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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."

"Did you hear about the two nuts walking down the street? One was a salted"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"

"Are we still burning witches? It's the 21st century. We should be microwaving them."

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."

"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"

"Fajita poop, fajita poop! How dreadful are thy splashes!"

"Simba was moving slow So I told him to mufasa."