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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."

"ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were ""A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons"". bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew"

"What did Professor X said when Cyclops whipped out his penis? ""Keep it in your Jeans"""

"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."

"What kind of tea did the american colonists want? Liberty"

"Specimen: An Italian astronaut"

"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"