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Joke of the Day

"How many spiders are in your vagina RIGHT NOW? The answer may surprise you."

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."

"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"

"My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass"

"Ford cars and anal.. If you replace ford with anal you will get some interesting results. Anal Explorer Anal Fiesta Anal Focus Anal Flex Anal Fusion"