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Joke of the Day

"How many spiders are in your vagina RIGHT NOW? The answer may surprise you."

"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"

"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"

"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."

"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."

"WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK? BECAUSE IT OVERSWEPT."

"When you're at someone's house? Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your wifi password?"""