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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a Trump supporter? Kick his sister in the jaw."
Next Joke
"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."
"Other people's children are my form of birth control."
"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"
"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"
"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."
"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"
"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."
"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."