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Joke of the Day

"In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums 62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"

"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"

"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonna come."

"Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."