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Joke of the Day

"[rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* ""yo you a cop"" um no ""hmm ok what you want"" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*"

"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."

"What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!"""

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"

"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"