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Joke of the Day
"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"
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"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."
"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"
"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"
"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."
"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."
"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"