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Joke of the Day

"What's Paul Walker's favorite drink? Fireball"

"I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."

"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."

"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"

"Victims of successfull murder attempts: whats your story? Serious replies only."