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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter? Hot Cross Bunnies!"

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"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""
"If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter."
"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"
"In the time it took you to read this, Woody Allen made another film and it starred some big names and it was ok and now it's on DVD already"
"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."