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Joke of the Day
"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"
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"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."