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Joke of the Day
"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."
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"I measure how hard I'm working by whether I feel compelled to close my eyes and nap while sitting on the toilet."
"I referred to someone as a ""whore"" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack."
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
"When someone says ""women like you"" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards."